Pinocchio (2022)

Written by Chris Sawin on September 10, 2022

Pinocchio has been begrudgingly transformed from a flawed animated masterpiece into this shiny, superfluous turd of a live-action film. The majority of the classic characters have been mangled in some capacity while new characters are lame fluff serving as more of insurmountable obstacles you’re forced to endure rather than offering any sort of entertainment value or overall purpose to the actual story. With tangled strings and meandering storytelling, Pinocchio is a musical misfire that attempts to annihilate everything that made its animated counterpart so enjoyable.

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